Monday, June 11, 2007

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead

I went to sleep far too early last night, causing me to wake up at 8am. "Whats wrong with that?" you might say. I work at 9pm, until 6am.... I know I should nap or sleep right now, but I can't. Quite frankly, I don't give a shit either. To be honest, I feel sick as a prick, due to the strange sleep pattern. I was considering making pancakes, but that might make my problem worse.
I will, at some point, purchase a case of Red bull tonight, and perhaps this "special" energy drink called "Nos" at good health. Apparently, it's like Speed, and daddy likes his Speed!

The best part about the consumption of energy drinks is drinking them in front of the "Guest Workers" (Immigrants). They become not only amazed at what it can do, but extremely jealous that I can afford a $3 drink. "Oh man....Joo living large!!" Yes sir..I AM living large in my 1 bedroom studio apartment, reaking of cat feces and filthy clothes. Starving for days without food because the state of MA See's fit to withdraw $200+ in taxes from my paycheck. I sir, am "Living large".

Fuck, I feel sick.

Sunday, June 3, 2007

Hang in there baby!

Well shit, I'm fucking broke. Paid my rent but got stiffed out of about $100 US. I believe I now have $4.28 cents to my name. As you people know from my last post, I am a smoker.
Will I have to suck cock for spare cash? I hope the fuck not! I would call my parents and ask for some cash 'till I am next paid, however, I also won't have a phone until Friday.
Am I fucked? You betcha! I should probably be stressing about financial issues, but for some reason, all I can think about is the amount of sex I will now be able to have with strange girls.
You see, my girlfriend of 3 years had just broke up with me, hence the financial problems, but all I can think about is crazy sex with strange girls. I figure when I get settled into my new single life, I will try and convince girls to come sleep with me as much as possible. I have really been meaning to try new things, like putting crazy shit in a girls rectum, and maybe peeing on her a little, I don't know.
In any case, I'm going to go hit the ole' dusty trail.