Well shit, I'm fucking broke. Paid my rent but got stiffed out of about $100 US. I believe I now have $4.28 cents to my name. As you people know from my last post, I am a smoker.
Will I have to suck cock for spare cash? I hope the fuck not! I would call my parents and ask for some cash 'till I am next paid, however, I also won't have a phone until Friday.
Am I fucked? You betcha! I should probably be stressing about financial issues, but for some reason, all I can think about is the amount of sex I will now be able to have with strange girls.
You see, my girlfriend of 3 years had just broke up with me, hence the financial problems, but all I can think about is crazy sex with strange girls. I figure when I get settled into my new single life, I will try and convince girls to come sleep with me as much as possible. I have really been meaning to try new things, like putting crazy shit in a girls rectum, and maybe peeing on her a little, I don't know.
In any case, I'm going to go hit the ole' dusty trail.
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